A Public Appearance

I don’t do many public appearances. It’s because I’m a recluse. And I covet my privacy. And I’m part hermit. And…well, I don’t get invited to anything. That last one is probably the main reason, now that I think about it.

However, all of this is about to change, at least for one saturday afternoon. I will be making a public appearance on May 30th, from 12:00 until 3:00 PM at the Maceys in Providence, Utah. Actually, I make a public appearance there at least twice a week, meaning I go out in public, and I ‘appear’ at that store. But since I cleverly blend in buy buying groceries, nobody realizes the guy rifling through family-sized packs of back bacon is really a celebrity. And they leave me alone. All…alone.

But, as I was saying, all this changes on the 30th. People will know I’m a celebrity. I’ll be sitting behind a table. And I’ll have books on that table. And I will be striking poses that will convince anybody in the area that I’m an author who has sold dozens, if not several dozens, of books.

So, if you’re shopping, come on by and talk to me. If you’re not shopping, come on by and talk to me too. I’ll be the guy at the table, looking like a hermit.