Corporate America thinks I’m a female. And lactating. For some reason, I was suddenly bombarded with formula coupons, free samples, and pamphlets about the benefits of breast feeding.
I love living in the information age, because if I want to see the Lord of the Rings acted out in Peeps, by golly I’m get to see it. And I actually like seeing ads that I’m interested in. When friends send me messages about board games, I see ads for board games. It beats seeing ads for Depends. But when wires get crossed, crazy stuff like this starts to happen. Maybe I’ll start ordering beer, CTR rings, denture cream, baby diapers, bras, and sports cups online, just to throw off the system.