Quote of the day…

Dad: “I saw your Christmas list.”

#1: “Oh yeah?”

Dad: “Yeah. I saw the first thing on your list was a ‘fake eye’.

#1: “Yep.”

Dad: “Uh…why do you want a fake eye?”

#1: “So I can scrunch it into my eye, and when somebody pats me on the back, I’ll drop it on the floor.”

Dad” “Oh. Of course.”